I’ve been thinking about buying a minivan… a m.i.n.i.v.a.n. I was feeling pretty down about it and figured the only way I could offset the depression it would certainly evoke is to buy a Maserati Quattroporte at the same time, then I saw this.
Add a couple or 3 kids and a minivan starts looking really good, plus my wife would be guaranteed to hit every non-moving object in a parking lot with one of those extra large SUVs. It may be out of my control at this point but at least I’ll still have some swagger. Word.