
If they sold enterprise software on television …
It was either the late night spicy burrito or falling asleep while the television was still on but I could have sworn I saw an infomercial pitching enterprise software. Worse, I could have sworn it was colleague Jon Reed and I selling that stuff! Here’s my recollection of what that interminable, obnoxious ad contained: Brian: […]

Software Smack Talk Playbook
(Satire) I was speaking with my buds at the amazing tech PR firm, Blithering Media. The subject of trash talk came up. We hear it all the time. I mean what’s a press conference or analyst briefing without a couple of really polished digs? I suspect some firms outsource the creation of these pearls to […]

Could Fake Steve Jobs Go to Jail?
Online impersonators could be fined up to $1,000 and/or up to one year in jail according to California Senate Bill 1411, which Governor Schwarzenegger has just signed into law. The new law is meant to protect victims of cyberbullying, malicious impersonation – says Senator Joe Simitian, the Bill’s author on his homepage: “E-personation,” said Simitian, […]